Thursday, August 16, 2007

Blog Theft and a Game


Hmmmm… there is no new post yet. I could be good and leave Jacki’s blog alone… but she hasn’t changed the password yet. Silly Jacki, why you trust me when you know I’m dieting and it makes me butt-fuck nuts…

NEW GAME!

Okay ladies (and TA if he shows back up) here’s a new game, like a madlib. Take the paragraph below and use they keycode to fill in the blanks. Post it in the comments for a chance to win a copy of Savage.

Ohhhh, ahhhhhh

Have fun!
Lila
LilaDubois.com (check extra's page for super easy contest)


THE GAME

I was walking down the street in my 1 when a 2 snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a 3. Before I knew it the he/she/it had stripped me of my clothes and 4.

It/he/she asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “5” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to 6.”

Turns out I like that too…

1
First name starts with A-E = School Girl Uniform
First name starts with E-H =Black Latex Cat Suit
First name starts with H-L = Pin-up Girl Outfit
First name starts with M-Q = G string and pasties
First name starts with R-T =Hooker Outfit
First name starts with U-W = Jeans and an ACDC shirt
First name starts with X-Z = Frumpy Librarian Dress

2
Last name starts with A-E = Vampires
Last name starts with E-H =Werewolf
Last name starts with H-L = Demon
Last name starts with M-Q = FBI Agent
Last name starts with R-T =Zinah
Last name starts with U-W = Escaped Love Slave
Last name starts with X-Z = Selkie

3
State you live in starts with A-E = Abandoned Castle
State you live in starts with E-H =Hidden Underground Dungeon
State you live in starts with H-L = Whorehouse
State you live in starts with M-Q = Rainforest Grotto
State you live in starts with R-T =Love Shack
State you live in starts with U-W = Opulent Mansion
State you live in starts with X-Z = Lila’s Pleasure Palace

4
First name starts with A-E = Hog tied me using black nylon rope
First name starts with E-H = Tossed me into a pit of sex-starved loved slaves
First name starts with H-L = Handed me over to a group of female vampires who went right for my nipples
First name starts with M-Q = Strapped me to a St. Andrew’s cross and started flogging me
First name starts with R-T =Pulled me over their lap and gave me fifty spanks with their hand
First name starts with U-W = Tied me down with silk scarves and started tickling me with a feather
First name starts with X-Z = Bent me over the kitchen counter and started playing with me

5
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with A-E = to be hog tied using black nylon rope
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with E-H = to be tossed me into a pit of sex-starved loved slaves
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with H-L = to be handed over to a group of female vampires who will play with my nipples
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with M-Q = to be strapped me to a St. Andrew’s cross and flogged
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with R-T = to be pulled me over your lap and given fifty spanks with a hairbrush
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with U-W = to be tied me down with silk scarves and tickled with a feather
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with X-Z = to be bent over the kitchen counter and fucked from behind

6
Last name starts with A-E = tie you up using black nylon rope
Last name starts with E-H = toss you into a pit of sex-starved loved slaves
Last name starts with H-L = hand you over to a group of female vampires
Last name starts with M-Q = strap you to a St. Andrew’s cross and flog you
Last name starts with R-T =pull you over my lap and gave you fifty spanks with a ruler
Last name starts with U-W = tie you down with silk scarves and tickle you with a feather
Last name starts with X-Z = bend you over the kitchen counter and have anal sex with you.

21 comments:

Stephanie*magic* said...

lmao!!!How fun Lila!!!
I would really love to have that book!!!
Very cool game!:)

I was walking down the street in my "Hooker Outfit" when "Zinah" snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a "Abandoned Castle". Before I knew it the he/she/it had stripped me of my clothes and "Pulled me over their lap and gave me fifty spanks with their hand".

It/he/she asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: "to be hog tied using black nylon rope" and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to " hand you over to a group of female vampires.”

Turns out I like that too…

Tracy said...

Very cool Lila! That's why you make the big bucks!!! Too bad my first and last name fall into the same letter category! LOL

I was walking down the street in my hooker outfit when Zinah snatched me around the waist and pulled me into an abandoned castle. Before I knew it she (?) had stripped me of my clothes and pulled me over her lap and gave me fifty spanks with her hand.

She asked, "What is your deepest fantasy?"
I answered: "To be naded over to a group of femal vampires who will play with my nipples" and she said, "well that's too bad, because I'm going to pull you over my lap and give you fifty spanks with a ruler."

Turns out I like that too...

littlelamblst said...

I was walking down the street in my "Black Lates Catsuit" when a "FBI Agent" snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a "Rainforest Grotto". Before I knew it the he had stripped me of my clothes and "Tossed me into a pit of sex-starved love slaves."

He asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “To be hog tied using black nylon rope” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to 'strap you to a St. Andrew's cross and flog you'.”

Turns out I like that too…

AmyC said...

I was walking down the street in my school girl uniform when a vampire snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a rainforest grotto. Before I knew it the vampire had stripped me of my clothes and Hog tied me using black nylon rope.

The Vampires asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “to be hog tied using black nylon rope” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to tie you up using black nylon rope.”

Turns out I like that too…

LOL...I couldnt get away from being tied up by black nylon rope!! I didnt notice this earlier when I looked at her post. Was it added later?

AmyC said...

Duh!! If I read the post Lila clearly stated that she posted twice!! LOL

Lila Dubois said...

CLARIFICATION:

I totally thought Deridre wasn't going to be able to post. She's the power behind the throne of half of Romanceland as well as a kick-ass author in her own right, so I figured she got busy, and posted again.

about 3 min before she posted. *head desk*

and now I can't fogure out how to delete my post!

Lila Dubois said...

Tracy- *hysterical laughter at the $ comment*, plus, oh how you wound me not knowing who a Zinah is.

Lamb- LOL, I like you're a bit violent... but fun!

Amy- That is too funny! I hope you like rope bondage!

Thanks for stopping to play everyone!

Amy S. said...

I was walking down the street in my School Girl Uniform when a Zinah snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a Whorehouse. Before I knew it the he/she/it had stripped me of my clothes and Hog tied me using black nylon rope
.

It/he/she asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “to be strapped me to a St. Andrew’s cross and flogged” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to pull you over my lap and gave you fifty spanks with a ruler.”

Turns out I like that too…

Caffey said...

Oh this is a blast!!! (I'd love to be in the contest, this is fun!)

I was walking down the street in my School Girl Uniform when a FBI Agent snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a Rainforest Grotto. Before I knew it the he had stripped me of my clothes Hog tied me using black nylon rope

He asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “to be handed over to a group of female vampires who will play with my nipples” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to strap you to a St. Andrew’s cross and flog you.”

Turns out I like that too…

Tracy said...

Lila - if I had won your damn book we wouldn't have that problem! Ok fine, I'll buy it today! It will go nicely with the copy of Savage that I'm winning. Right? Right?? LMAO :) Muah!

Lila Dubois said...

Amy and Caffrey both rocked this. Way to go ladies!

*picks up flogger and looks at Tracy*

If you bought the first book you'd know too. *snaps flogger*

I don't write stuff for free just to entertain you. *pause. Checke's first post* Oh crap. Yes I do.

LOL

Ann said...

Gee, the things I have learned about myself today...

I was walking down the street in my school girl uniform when an FBI agent snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a rainforest grotto. Before I knew it he had stripped me of my clothes and hog tied me using black nylon rope.

He asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “to be pulled over your lap and given fifty spanks with a hairbrush” and he said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to strap you to a ST. Andrew’s cross and flog you.”

Turns out I like that too…

Stephanie*magic* said...

lmao @ Lila and Tracy!
I'll have to buy a new copy myself.That friend of mine is deffinatly MIA and has my book*book theif*Sooooo,buy it I shall.And whens # 2 come out again.Really wanna read it.comeonallready!LMAO!!!

Tracy said...

Oh Lila flogger smogger - use something I won't enjoy!! LMAO!!

Pamk said...

I was walking down the street in my G string and pasties when a Demon snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a Abandoned Castle. Before I knew it the he/she/it had stripped me of my clothes and Strapped me to a St. Andrew’s cross and started flogging me.

It/he/she asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “to be handed over to a group of female vampires who will play with my nipples” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to hand you over to a group of female vampires.”

Turns out I like that too…

this is too funny

Susan said...

LOL...Cool Lila. Here's mine...

I was walking down the street in my Hooker outfit when a FBI agent snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a Love Shack. Before I knew it the he/she/it had stripped me of my clothes and pulled me over their lap and gave me 50 spanks with their hand.

It/he/she asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: "to be hog tied using black nylon rope" and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to strap you to a St. Andrew's cross and flog you.”

Turns out I like that too…

Hehe...

Jen said...

Lila, that was a fun game. Here is mine.

I was walking down the street in my Pin-up Girl outfit when an FBI Agent snatched me around the waist
and pulled me into a Love shack.

Before I knew it the he/she/it had stripped me of my clothes and Handed me over to a group of female
vampires who went right for my nipples.

It/he/she asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “to be tossed into a pit of sex-starved love slaves” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to strap you to a St. Andrew’s cross and flog you.”

Turns out I like that too…

Christine said...

How did I miss this yesterday? Lila! This was such a cool idea... I loved reading everyone's posts! I'm probably too late to enter your contest, but I'm going to do this madlib game anyway! =)

I was walking down the street in my school girl uniform when a vampires snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a rainforest grotto. Before I knew it they had stripped me of my clothes and hog tied my using black nylon rope.

They asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “To be hog tied using black nylon rope ” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to tie you up using black nylon rope.”

Turns out they did what I wanted anyway…

Damn... I never met more stupid vampires in my life!!! But it was fun nonetheless! Thanks, Lila!

Lila Dubois said...

Hmm, however I did this I seem to have screwed it up so that everyone gets the same thing for the last two.

Ann has some hardcore masochistic tendencies while Pam is heavy into the girl on girl vampire loving.

Susan and Jen are aparently going to be on opposite sides of the same St. Andrew's cross, while Christine gets tied up eight ways from sunday.

Ann said...

(Grin)

Ann said...

And the downside to this is...

 

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