Blog Theft and a Game

Hmmmm… there is no new post yet. I could be good and leave Jacki’s blog alone… but she hasn’t changed the password yet. Silly Jacki, why you trust me when you know I’m dieting and it makes me butt-fuck nuts…

NEW GAME!

Okay ladies (and TA if he shows back up) here’s a new game, like a madlib. Take the paragraph below and use they keycode to fill in the blanks. Post it in the comments for a chance to win a copy of Savage.

Ohhhh, ahhhhhh

Have fun!

Lila

LilaDubois.com (check extra's page for super easy contest)

THE GAME

I was walking down the street in my 1 when a 2 snatched me around the waist and pulled me into a 3. Before I knew it the he/she/it had stripped me of my clothes and 4.

It/he/she asked, “What is your deepest fantasy?”

I answered: “5” and they said, “well that’s too bad, because I’m going to 6.”

Turns out I like that too…

1
First name starts with A-E = School Girl Uniform
First name starts with E-H =Black Latex Cat Suit
First name starts with H-L = Pin-up Girl Outfit
First name starts with M-Q = G string and pasties
First name starts with R-T =Hooker Outfit
First name starts with U-W = Jeans and an ACDC shirt
First name starts with X-Z = Frumpy Librarian Dress

2
Last name starts with A-E = Vampires
Last name starts with E-H =Werewolf
Last name starts with H-L = Demon
Last name starts with M-Q = FBI Agent
Last name starts with R-T =Zinah
Last name starts with U-W = Escaped Love Slave
Last name starts with X-Z = Selkie

3
State you live in starts with A-E = Abandoned Castle
State you live in starts with E-H =Hidden Underground Dungeon
State you live in starts with H-L = Whorehouse
State you live in starts with M-Q = Rainforest Grotto
State you live in starts with R-T =Love Shack
State you live in starts with U-W = Opulent Mansion
State you live in starts with X-Z = Lila’s Pleasure Palace

4
First name starts with A-E = Hog tied me using black nylon rope
First name starts with E-H = Tossed me into a pit of sex-starved loved slaves
First name starts with H-L = Handed me over to a group of female vampires who went right for my nipples
First name starts with M-Q = Strapped me to a St. Andrew’s cross and started flogging me
First name starts with R-T =Pulled me over their lap and gave me fifty spanks with their hand
First name starts with U-W = Tied me down with silk scarves and started tickling me with a feather
First name starts with X-Z = Bent me over the kitchen counter and started playing with me

5
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with A-E = to be hog tied using black nylon rope
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with E-H = to be tossed me into a pit of sex-starved loved slaves
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with H-L = to be handed over to a group of female vampires who will play with my nipples
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with M-Q = to be strapped me to a St. Andrew’s cross and flogged
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with R-T = to be pulled me over your lap and given fifty spanks with a hairbrush
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with U-W = to be tied me down with silk scarves and tickled with a feather
Kid/ Pet’s first name starts with X-Z = to be bent over the kitchen counter and fucked from behind

6
Last name starts with A-E = tie you up using black nylon rope
Last name starts with E-H = toss you into a pit of sex-starved loved slaves
Last name starts with H-L = hand you over to a group of female vampires
Last name starts with M-Q = strap you to a St. Andrew’s cross and flog you
Last name starts with R-T =pull you over my lap and gave you fifty spanks with a ruler
Last name starts with U-W = tie you down with silk scarves and tickle you with a feather
Last name starts with X-Z = bend you over the kitchen counter and have anal sex with you.